Social Drinker - Ballyhoo!

  D
Six in the morning I ain't ever gonna drink again
   G
I dropped dead it was a funeral for a friend
   D
Take all my bottled out the fridge you can bury em
   A
I don't wanna end up in another scenario
   D
Got to the bar we started drinkin some liquor
   G
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
   D
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
   A
Always followed up by impossible mornings
    G               A
Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liqour
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
     D           A              Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin
G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
    D
Ahh no no not gonna answer my phone on purpose
    G
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
    D
Cuz I know what happens when we all get together
    A
Kids birthday partys start with Jameson and gingers
    D
I gotta get up early man I'm tryina buy a house
    G
Its hard being an adult don't wanna see my bank account
    D
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
     A
Y'all are fuckin crazy but we cant stop from spillin yo
    G               A
Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liquor
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
    D            A             Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin up with my head achin
G                    A                D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa-ohh
G                    A                    D  A   Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, Whoa-ohh ohohh
G                    A
Save me from myself

D  G  D  A
D  G  D  A

Bm
I wanna stop but then I think of all the things I'm missin'
G
Go to the beach and have some drinks sit by the ocean listen
D
To all the waves while they're crashing down
A
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
Bm
I really hate that it's do easy just for me to break
G
All the promises I made for myself every day
D
I can't beat 'em so I join em for another drink
A
I'll just start over tomorrow
    G               A
Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liquor
    D     A           Bm
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
       G                     A
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
    D            A             Bm
Tomorrow I'll be wakin up with my head achin
    G              A
And every day is a celebration
       D                  Bm
Gettin off of work for inebriation
G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh
G                    A                  D  A  Bm
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone          Whoa-ohh ohohh
G                    A
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone