G Em D C D
G Em D C D
G
Outside the carollers
Em
start to sing
I can't describe the joy
C
they bring cause joy
is something they don't
D G Em
bring me My girlfriend is by my side
from the roof are hanging sicles
C
of ice they're whiny voices get
D C G
irritating It's Christmas time again
G
So I stand with a
Em
dead smile on my face
wondering how much of my
C D
time they'll waste oh god i hate satan's helpers
G Em
And then I guess I must've snapped
cause I grabbed the baseball
C
bat and made them
D
all run for shelter
G D
It's Christmas time again
Em
It's time to be nice to the
C G D
people you can't stand all year
Em C
I'm growing tired of all
G
this Christmas cheer
D Em
You people scare me please
C G
stay away from my home
D Em
If you don't wanna get beat down just
C D
leave the presents and then leave me alone
G Em D C D
G Em D C D
G
Well I guess it's
not cool to freak
Em
on Christmas Eve cause
the cops came and
C
arrested me they had
D
unfair advantage
G
And even though the jail
Em
didn't have a tree Christmas
C
came a night early cause a
guy name Bubba unrapped
D
my package hot damn!!!
G Am Em C
G Am Em C
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C
be home for Christmas
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C
be home for Christmas
(Please post my bail)
G Am Em
I won't be home I won't
C G
be home for Christmas.
